"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
09/04/2014 at 20:09 • Filed to: None
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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
09/04/2014 at 20:09 • Filed to: None | 1
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Do they cover nuking the shit out off you car cuz their is a spider hiding siege somewhere? I feel like they would understand. It crawled across the windshield as I was driving down the hiway.
I'm the black one
PS9
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 20:12 |
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They won't. Guess you'll be eating the costs on this one bro.
JGrabowMSt
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 20:13 |
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Blast the AC on that motherfucker, have a co-driver ready for the attack. Maybe get a Bug A Salt for the job?
Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 20:15 |
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You got an STI Sedan or a Wagon?
jkm7680
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 20:17 |
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I suggest smack the the shit out of it, or set it on fire.
No Prius Needed
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 20:19 |
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I will trade you a spider free Lexus ES300...
Conan
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 20:23 |
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My girlfriend needs that coverage plan. I think we wobbled between lanes like four times until she was convinced I could get the spider in her Mercedes solo.
His Stigness
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 22:11 |
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Yeah it would be covered under Comprehensive, which covers "acts of God," and a big fucking spider is definitely an "act of god."
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> JGrabowMSt
09/04/2014 at 22:31 |
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holy crap thats awesome
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> His Stigness
09/04/2014 at 22:32 |
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i like your reasoning
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
09/04/2014 at 22:32 |
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just wrx, hatch
thevoid
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 23:20 |
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May arachnids curl up and die around you fellow rubaru-er(?)
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His Stigness
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/04/2014 at 23:52 |
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I think so.
*Calls insurance company* "Yeah hi. I need to file a comprehensive claim."
"Sure, not problem. Can you tell me what happened?"
"Yeah, a big ass spider crawled behind the dash, and it probably started breeding, and it didn't come out, and the car spontaneously combused."
"It caught fire?"
"Yeah."
"How exactly?"
"I told you, a spider crawled in, didn't come out, so I had to burn it down, because there's no way in hell I was going to drive it knowing there's spiders in it."
"Wait, you burned down the car?"
"Did I say I burned it down? I meant the spiders must have done something and the car caught fire."
"Okay. Well sounds like something we can take care of."